Extra Extra! Northfield Union of Youth to host annual sasquatch hunt!!

Rumor has it that the sasquach has been sited in the Northfield area. If you want to be a part of this monumental hunt, all you have to do is bring your pitchforks down to the key (rudimentary torches will be provided) and the hunt will be on! The first person to find and ensnare the sasquach will with $1,000 cash. All those who fail to capture the sasquatch will be subjected to embarassing tests and probes. GOOD LUCK!